if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
I went over to the Yelp! page of Amy’s Baking Company and
oh my god
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?